Subject: My Resume
My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it--mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but it was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center , but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
SOOOOOOO.....
I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB.
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I really enjoyed that John and I'm glad you finally retired lol lol...
That was funny...and I found everyone of those play on words. Words are my game!!!!!
you should follow in my foot steps, but all the load on your rear makes you sore. so in the end you lose the drive to continue. not to mention the heavy toll it has on your life. the weight is sometimes just to much to carry. but you can shift all of it to the side of the road being sure to steer clear of it. but remember the cards are always stacked in your favor.
That was good travis
Yes it was!
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Funny Uncle John. Boy, that will make a head spin.
Hey it's been forever since we have heard from you....we miss you!! I have been off line so it's my fault a lot. WE still always think of you and Ginger. The kids still act the movie you made with Ginger, I tell you you are stars in our house!!
Just wanted to say mis you and love you
Tami
Travis did you do that on your own very funny too!!
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